*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*
"no christmas is coming"
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
Kanye himself probably said this
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
i was checking out who was on my blog and
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
good vibes here!
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
How was the sandwich?
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
This story keeps on getting better and better
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"