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Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
Because a piece of gum told me to
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
What if birds had four legs? Need answer
there needs to be a month between august and september
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
When I was in high school our science department started a Twitter account, so some boys in my year decided to create a fake R.E one. They included fake bible tweets of the day, but some people in my year knew it was a fake one, even the science Twitter thought it was real. They only got found out when they had a huge fight with the science Twitter account and the actual R.E teachers had no idea what the science teachers were talking about.
hello yes this is bird
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell