Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
There’s always something good hidden in bad. And there’s always something bad hidden in good.
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Ten bucks probably feels like a lot of money to him, too. Like this wasn’t an idle bet.
$10 in 1945 is about $130 today
Hope everyone was able to get to the platform on time today!
I’m laughing so much I just found a random tee shirt in my room that has this creepy tomato face on it
I don’t know where it came from or how I own it, but its just smiling like it knows something..
I’m laughing so much I just found out that hi got deleted from tumblr and now someone else has to take on this role of adding their face on every post
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
Mom… dad… I’m moving out
Plot twists can either be obvious or mind blowing.
IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER
Iggy Azalea (Karen), Amber Rose (Gretchen), Ed Sheeren (Cady), and Waka Flocka Flame (Regina) reenact the phone call scene in Mean Girls.
Just because I’m gay…
I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE
I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT